any day now...

Okay, kid.  I get it.  You are incubating like rapid fire right now...but does that mean you have to give me heartburn that starts in my knees and goes into my nose?  What about the constipation that STILL isn't corrected (even after 3 full days of 4 colace per day & 4 suppositories...oh yes, nice little "bonus" to the end of the pregnancy...burst hemorrhoids)?  You know, my Sciatic Nerve is about to turn Pyschotic in the very near future.  Not to mention, I feel as if one of two things are going to happen...

A)  my ovaries are going to explode OR 

B)  your arm is going to exit my stomach very similar to the alien in the cult movie classic, Space Balls

Either way, I am ready for you to be out...that is R-E-A-D-Y for you, little, dear Caroline Leigh to be O-U-T of my body...I really don't mind feeding you from my body, holding you outside of my body, snuggling you close to my body...but it is definitely time for you NOT TO BE inside my body.  Nine months?  More like 10...40 weeks.  You are scheduled to be borned a week early so I just have to make it to 39...I am at 36 and 4 days.  And I think I might just go to bed so I don't have to think about it...but when I try to go to sleep...I fingers/carpal tunnel acts up, I have to pee a million times (which requires a manuever SO involved to get OUT of the bed that I can't really explain other than to say roll and hoist) and there is absolutely NOTHING comfortable about the precious bed we bought so many months ago (it was comfy then) especially when your Daddy tries to snuggle me...ugh...he smells bad and it's too hot for all that.

So what is a Mommy-to-be to do?

WAIT...that is all I can do is just wait...wait for you to come...either on your own time or when the doctor says so...but between you and me...I wouldn't be upset if you decided now instead of later! :)